🧠 THE BRAND PULSE — Vol. 10
Short. Sharp. Slightly unstable. Every Friday.
This week? No strategy. No trends. Just a photodump of all the dumb, delightful things I’ve used AI to make lately.
Some of them are useful.
Some of them are unhinged.
All of them made me laugh.
Let’s go.
🟩 This Week’s Pulse: 5 WALL-E’s
When AI is just... fun.
Sometimes you use AI to optimize your brand and workflows.
Sometimes you use it to design your dream backyard.
And sometimes...you make fake beer labels, aging selfies, and 122-year-old dwarf detectives one week away from retirement.
This is the latter.
📸 AI Photodump (a few highlights):
"Funer-ale" Beer Label: Honestly, I’d drink it.
The Crispening: Rise of FryGuy: He was just a side order… until justice called.
AI Living Room: 50% cozy, 50% cursed.
Traffic Cone: We need a better traffic cone. I’m not sure this one is it, but this is what it gave me.
Karen Read: The Movie. Starring Jennifer Aniston, Steve Buscemi, and Jim Norton.
Outdoor: Illustrate my yard as if it were in the Bluey Cartoon. Make it look like my yard is in the Lakes region of New Hampshire.
Staff Sergeant Dignam: “Dignam’s been with the Watch for decades. Seen the worst the city has to offer. But it wasn’t the criminals that broke him—it was the brawl that took Elira. He joined the force for justice, stayed for the guilt, and now he’s one week from walking away to chase the dream she believed in. That is… if the city lets him.”





















Final Thought:
Not everything needs to be monetized.
Sometimes it’s okay to just make weird stuff and move on.
See you next Friday.
— Andrew
@CatalysPulse
I am dying to know what Funer-Ale beer would taste like.